What You Did Yesterday Too
Saturday, May 11, 2024
May 11th, 2024
Sunday, January 15, 2023
January 15th, 2023
You spilled water all over yourself and the table at Newport Creamery. We laughed and laughed. You’re awesome.
Thursday, January 12, 2023
Tuesday, March 16, 2021
March 16th, 2021
While your brother was sleeping, we had this conversation on my computer about what you could have for lunch:
I bought you turkey and cheese yesterday
Can I make turkey and cheese and rice pilaf
A)
Do you know how to make rice pilaf?
B)
If you know how to make rice pilaf, then yes,
you may do so, but the turkey and cheese have to be roll-ups – no bread. Otherwise it’s too many carbs.
C)
What if it was natures own bread? Doesn’t matter
– carbs are carbs and bread is bread. What if I only had half of the rice
pilaf? Oh, girlfriend, don’t think you
were going to have a whole box. You were
going to have whatever the box says is a serving size. What of I have half of
that? Well, let’s look at what that
is. 1 cup, using the measuring cup. Can I
have halfa cup with bread? Yes. BUT, you
still have to make the whole box, so you’ll need to put the rest of it into a
container into the fridge. AND as
PUNISHMENT for making a WHOLE box and making ME smell the DELICIOUSNESS of the
rice pilaf, you will have to empty the dishwasher. I think not. Go to your
room. Nah im good. Just FYI – Daddy is
coming home soon. I’m taking Peter for a
Covid test at 1. L
He has the chills and isn’t feeling well. Good for him, can I after
school? No – while you’re waiting the
rice pilaf is simmering down, per the instructions. Fine. Bye, mother person
lady thing
Tuesday, February 2, 2021
February 2nd, 2021
You and your brother cannot stop laughing - hysterically - over what you're reading on a website about butts.
"We have to know so we know if we're making the right decisions for our anus."